We wish all your Christmas dinners to be delicious,
Your families to be healthy and safe,
Your pies to be tasty
and your days filled with joy.
you mean the world to me.
Thank you for filling my days with laughter and joy.
And now, a Christmas story from the Blond Duck's past...
Once upon a time, the Blond Duck wanted to celebrate Christmas with Ben. They had been dating a few years, and she wanted their apartments to look festive rather than the wastelands they usually became before the Christmas holidays.
So she went to Wal-Mart and bought a $20 tree.
With a few boxes of cheap glass ornaments and tube lights, they transformed the tree into a tree the Who would be proud to call their own.
The next day, Ben awoke to a terrible horror.
The tree, the perfect $20 Wal-Mart Christmas tree, was covered in spider webs.
From millions of tiny spiders.
When the Blond Duck trotted up that afternoon, the perfect $20 Wal-Mart Christmas tree was on the lawn, most of the ornaments with it.
The Pond has had an artificial tree ever since.